Lousy Translations, Funny on one side

Recently, I have trashed out all the "school garbage" piled out in my room and I stumbled upon a paper which I have printed from the internet when I was in first year college. I saw it in a blog and I can't remember the web address anymore. Anyway, I would like to share this though because it's quite funny to read. If the author of these "translations" happened to see this and would demand to remove this in my posts, just let me know.

These are actually translations of English Movie titles to Filipino in literal, exaggerating and, forgive me to say, despicable way. However, I find it funny though, so here it is:

1. BLACK HAWK DOWN - Ibong Maitim sa Ibaba

2. DEAD MAN'S CHEST - Dodo ng Patay

3. I KOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER - Uyy... Aminin!

4. LOVE, ACTUALLY - Sa Totoo Lang, Pag-ibig

5. MILLION DOLLAR BABY - 50 Million Pisong Sanggol

6. THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT - Ang Proyekto ng Bruhang si Blair

7. MARY POPPINS - Si Mariang May Putok

8. SNAKES ON A PLANE -Nag-ahasan sa Ere

9. THE POSTMAN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE - Ang Kartero Kapag Dumutdot Laging Dalawang Beses

10. SUM OF ALL FEARS - Takot Mo, Takot Ko, Takot Nating Lahat

11. SWORDFISH - Talakitok

12. PRETTY WOMAN - Ganda ng Lola Mo

13. ROBIN HOOD, MEN IN TIGHTS - Si Robin Hood at Ang Mga Felix Bakat

14. 4 Weddings & A Funeral - Kahit 4 na Beses Ka Pang Magpakasal, Mamamatay Ka Rin

15. THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY - Ako, Ikaw, Kayong Lahat

16. HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER'S STONE - Adik si Harry, Tumira ng Shabu

17. CLICK - Isang Pindot Ka Lang

18. BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN - May Nawasak sa Likod ng Bundok ng Tralala/ Bumigay sa Bundok

19. THE DAY OF THE DEATH - Ayaw Tumayo (ng mga patay)

20. WATERWORLD - Basang Basa

21. THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY - May Kwan sa Ano ni Maria

22. EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH - Ang Sipsip

23. RESIDENT EVIL - Ang Biyenan

24. KILL BILL - Kilitiin sa Bilbil

25. THE GRUDGE - Lintik Lang Ang Walang Ganti

26. NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS - Binangungot sa Noche Buena

27. ANIE HALL - Ang Butas ni Annie

28. NEVER BEEN KISSED - Pangit Kasi

29. GONE IN 60 SECONDS - 1 Round, Tulog

30. THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS - Ang Bitin, Galit

31. TOO FAST, TOO FURIOUS - Kapag Sobrang Bitin, Sobrang Galit

32. DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR? - Dong, Anong Level Ulit Tayo Nag-park?

33. BEAUTY AND THE BEAST - Ang Asawa ko at Ang Nanay N'ya

34. THE LORD OF THE RINGS - Ang Alahero